While the options for what a "Rick and Morty" Night Person could do are seemingly endless, Redditors had to settle on a single answer, and the results were varied. Ironically, u/TheBenStandard2 wanted their Night Person to double down on the job at hand.
"Sleep. I'm terrible at it," they said. "I always wake up and need 10 cups of coffee." Meanwhile, u/Bec_121 brought it back to basics, suggesting that their Night Person would do just what the titular duo's Night People do, only better.
"I would get absolutely jacked," they posted. "Not just abs like Rick and Morty, but like biceps and pecs and all that." Another user took inspiration from the "Rick and Morty" episode in question, suggesting that, like Jerry (Chris Parnell), they could use some emotional support from their other self.
"I'd probably take a page out of Jerry's book and treat her as a pen pal and venting buddy," u/sunward_Lily wrote. Though Night People aren't a thing, if the impossible becomes a reality, these Redditors will be the first to capitalize on the scientific breakthrough.